Examples Of Redneck Improvisation

Just because you don’t have exactly what you need for a job doesn’t mean you should quit.

Can’t afford daycare?

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No convenient cupholder?

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No money to fix the car’s doorlock?

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No basement to protect from severe weather?

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No way of procuring normal pets?

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No money to buy t-shirt supporting favorite sports hero and/or team?

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Can’t afford divorce attorney?

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Still saving up for that riding mower?

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Hate canoeing?

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Banned from UHaul?

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Can’t scrape together the cash for a plasma?

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