Can’t afford daycare?
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No convenient cupholder?
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No money to fix the car’s doorlock?
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No basement to protect from severe weather?
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No way of procuring normal pets?
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No money to buy t-shirt supporting favorite sports hero and/or team?
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Can’t afford divorce attorney?
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Still saving up for that riding mower?
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Hate canoeing?
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Banned from UHaul?
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Can’t scrape together the cash for a plasma?
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